and other Fake News
Once upon a time on planet Earth - in the 20th and 21st centuries - there was talk of the return of a planet (or spaceship) called Nibiru in end times - a theory linked to the return of the Anunnaki Gods. Humans waited but nothing ever happened though every once in a while Nibiru theories would resurface. Here is the 2017 version. Does anybody believe this?
At last ... Galaxy Note lovers let us rejoice ... Samsung to unveil its Galaxy Note 8 three weeks before it goes on sale on August 23rd in bid to to try and derail Apple's September iPhone 8 launch
Wait! Isn't that the day Nibiru crashes into Earth? Bugger! Let's use our new phones to contact the Mother Ship! Best get the gold one while you can. The aliens are returning for the gold. It will fetch a good price on "alien eBay".